Last night my supper consisted of a very delicious grilled cheese sandwich and a handful -- or two or three -- of Cool Ranch Doritos. Of course, these chips were consumed while I watched The Biggest Loser TV show because everyone knows that the calories eaten during that show do not count. Especially if you're flexing your stomach muscles and alternately lifting each leg while sitting on the couch. I'm not saying that I was doing that, I'm just saying that I could have been, which would totally have made those chips more like apples in my system.

I did not mean to eat the chips, it's just that they were there, and the bag needed emptying so that I could go on with my health-oriented goals, you see. At least that obstacle is out of my way now. I feel a sense of accomplishment.

Today, I have eaten one Kashi granola bar and some water and several bites of a pear that was so sweet Liberty called it a Lollipop Pear.

I'm looking forward to lunch. I wonder what it will be.